Dust off those jingle bell bottoms, grab your festive sweaters and get ready to spill the tea while you deck the halls, because your choice of a miracle cocktail isn't just a drink; it's a glimpse into your soul, a revelation of your inner holiday character. We’re about to dive into the wondrous world of holiday concoctions and discover what your preferred potion says about you. It’s time to unwrap your personality, one Miracle Cocktail at a time…
CHRISTMAPOLITAN
vodka, elderflower, dry vermouth, spiced cranberry sauce, lime, rosemary, absinthe mist
If you're sipping on a Christmapolitan, darling, you're the life of the party. You bring the sparkle to every gathering, and your love for tinsel might just rival your love for gossip. Your mantra: "More glitter, less bitter.”
Snowball Old Fashioned:
rye whiskey, gingerbread, aromatic & wormwood bitters, orange essence
Choosing a Snowball Old Fashioned means you're a traditionalist with a twist. You appreciate the classics, but you're not afraid to shake things up. Much like your drink, you're timeless with a hint of whimsy.
All of that might ring true, but we all know that you also think that ordering a Snowball Old Fashioned is the most rugged and dare we say “manly” choice on the menu… when in reality, you really just want to try that Marshmallow & Unicorn combo, badly.
Carol Barrel
irish whiskey, banana liqueur, jamaican navy strength rum, guinness punch, lime, aromatic & chocolate bitters, nutmeg
A Carol Barrel sipper is a true caroler at heart. You're the one belting out “All I want for Christmas” in the office elevator like it’s your own personal concert. Move over, Mariah - there’s a new caroler in town, and they’re hitting those high notes while sipping on a barrel of fabulousness.
Koala cooler
applejack, blanc vermouth, aquavit, spiced apple, lime, celery shrub, eucalyptus bitters, mint, soda
Opting for a Koala Cooler? You’re the laid-back, chill-as-a-koala type. You’d rather catch some rays than frostbite and wouldn’t mind a beach chair next to your Christmas tree. Sunscreen and Santa Hats, darling!
Who needs snow when you've got a tropical paradise in your glass?
marshmallows & unicorns
gin, vanilla liqueur, velvet falernum, cherry liqueur, cardamom, black pepper, marshmallow, lemon, egg white, tiki bitters, soda
If your taste buds are dancing with Marshmallows & Unicorns, you're a dreamer with a sweet tooth and a whimsical soul. Your ideal holiday involves frolicking in a cotton candy wonderland, where unicorns prance and marshmallows rain from the sky… where the clouds live and where your head is, most of the time anyway. This drink reveals that you’re the sugar, spice and everything unicorn nice type and we’re here for it.
Christmas cricket
blanco tequila, vanilla liqueur, minty amaro, coco pandan, cream, mole bitters
Choosing a Christmas Cricket cocktail means you're the stealthy observer. You’re the Sherlock Holmes of the holiday party, spotting who’s been naughty or nice without anyone noticing. You’re not judging but you’re also not not judging. With a Cricket in hand your superpower is subtle surveillance with a side of side-eye.
Elfing Around 2:
cognac, mulled wine reduction, champagne, lemon, aromatic bitters, absinthe
Elfing Around enthusiasts are the mischievous maestros of the mistletoe. You’ve got pranks up your festive sleeves and giggles that can be heard over the sound of holiday cheer. If there’s a whoopie cushion under the couch cushions, coal in a stocking or an inappropriate gift from Santa in the white elephant present pile, you’re the elf who put it there.
Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r:
barbados rum, rhum agricole, trinidad overproof rum, ube & coconut orgeat, acid-adjusted pineapple juice
Opting for a Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r cocktail means you're the action hero of the holidays. You believe in going big or going home. Explosions, action and festive chaos are you jam. Your festive spirit is as bold as your drink choice. Deck the halls with a vengeance! You also may have a bit of a potty mouth…
Jingle Balls Nog:
cognac, cream sherry, almond milk, cream, egg, vanilla, nutmeg
Jingle Balls Nog lovers are the jokers of the holiday shindig. You’ve got a knack for puns and Dad jokes and your laugh could light up Rudolph’s red nose. It’s not just eggnog; it’s egg-no-you-didn’t.
The Krampus:
resposado tequila, oloroso sherry, allspice dram, mezcal, ginger, hibiscus, lime, hellfire bitters
Choosing The Krampus cocktail means you’ve got a dark side, a taste for the spookier side of the season. You’re the one suggesting a horror movie marathon on Christmas. What we’re trying to say is that Halloween is your entire personality... come on, who needs sugar plums when you’ve got nightmares?
Could also mean that you just really love spicy margaritas though…
Hot Buttered Rum:
aged jamaican rum, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, oat milk, nutmeg
Hot Buttered Rum aficionados are the comfort queens. You appreciate the simple joys - warm blankets, crackling fires and a mug of liquid cuddles. You’ve the one that everyone wants to snuggle up on a frosty winter night. Butter me up, baby!
Mulled Wine:
mulled red wine, tawny port, orange liqueur, christmas spices
Mulled Wine enthusiasts are the posh sippers of the posse. You’ve got a taste for the finer things and your holiday involves sophisticated conversations by the fire and a dash of continental flair. Santé!, darling!
You also might just be cold and be drawn to the aromas. But it’s probably both.
The Nice Shot:
rye, whiskey, gingerbread
If you're knocking back Nice Shots, you're the sweet soul who always takes the high road. Your positivity is as infectious as your festive spirit. Your the life of the nice list party.
Naughty Shot:
tequila, habanero, ginger, hibiscus
Opting for a Naughty Shot means you're the rebel of the holiday soiree. You thrive on breaking traditions, and your idea of a good time involves pure mischief. Who needs sugar and spice when you can have a shot of pure naughtiness?
So, whether you're sipping on a Christmapolitan or embracing your naughty side with a Naughty Shot, remember that your choice of miracle cocktail is a festive fingerprint, revealing the essence of your holiday spirit….